"The Cave's changed. I hear it in the kitchen. I taste it in the mead. I smell it in the air. The Dwarves are dragonless and bored. We shall go out and make some trouble." Tassin, leader of the DCS.
Alex J. Cavanaugh
Lord Baldernot (He Who Must Not Be Shaved)
Lord Baldernot's Hair Knitters
Tassin, father of Sessin; Sessin, son of Tassin; Pancholin, grandson of Manolin and Milin, son of Carmelita
Special appearance of S.A.M. the Ninja Muse
Written by S.A.M and the DCS.
Produced and Directed by: the DCS.
***The Lord of the Clones, the Musical, is brought to you by Father Dragon (it's his cave) and his amazing and MOST creative dwarves (that's us!). Actors will be paid in gummy bears, except the clones. Dwarves have Ninja Insurance with unlimited Ninja Responsibility. That's in case we have to pay S.A.M a ransom to let Alex go at the end of the show. Legal claims, it's all S.A.M.'s fault. Take her!
The Challenge, Part 1
Baldernot's private beach.
Once He Who Must Not Be Shaved managed to get off his dancing throne, he and his Hair Knitters headed to the Dragon Cave. Intel said Ninja Cloner was there visiting his good friend, Father Dragon.
Father Dragon's Cave
The Challenge, Part 2